" I am nothing close to a beauty queen. I am nothing compared to a beauty queen. All I have are words, photographs and postcards. Lovers, lies, mental instabilities, sex and everything a beauty queen does not have. I am a pigment of your imagination. I am love. "
"Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with, and then the different branches of arithmetic -- Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision."